Welcome to TP The Wicked Wipe

Welcome to TPthewickedwipe.com where we try to put a smile on your face and a 4” piece of history on your shelf while answering the question                     BROTHER, Can You Spare a Square?

No need to punch, claw, or fight your way in order to grab a piece of Toilet Tissue history!

You can get yours right here!                                  It's an actual square of Toilet Paper off one of the rolls we purchased at the beginning of the 2020 Pandemic. You'll also find an info sheet packed into every little box that we're pretty sure will bring some well-deserved chuckles or dare I say laughter to anyone who went through the 6-8 weeks of lockdown. 

These historical squares will be treasured for years to come.

WE THROW IN A FREEBIE WITH EVERY PURCHASE 

Makes a great gift for the Graduate, a one of kind Birthday present, a ThankYou to First Responders or Anyone that could use a little levity.

This is where we PUT THE PANDEMIC BEHIND US

EAR SAVER CLIP
FREE WITH ANY PURCHASE OF
Big Jobbie or Number 2

SAVE YOUR EARS WITH THIS CLIP ATTACHMENT - PERFECT FOR THE FIRST RESPONDER OR MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.  THESE CLIPS WORK EXTREMELY WELL WITH MASKS THAT HAVE BANDS AROUND THE EARS. MADE IN ASHTABULA OHIO, USA.

Please note Mask is Not Included.

THE TOILET TISSUE TANDEM

Choose from 2 Different Sizes

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Each square of toilet paper is from an actual roll of Cottonelle Bathroom tissue with production codes for verification purchased at the height of the Toilet Paper shortage during the  COVID-19 pandemic of 2020. Encased in a Plexiglass Display (Your Choice of Two Sizes) or buy them both if you like, complete with a Seal of Authenticity.  A little ditty on how we came to be, and how we followed "Government Safety Protocol" or "bs" as we called it in the assembly of the product. We also include some maintenance tips for your coveted display case, as in keeping it clean.

All items available on our site are Made in the USA, printed and assembled in Ashtabula Ohio. We believe this item created by the fine folks at TPthewickedwipe.com will not only be a shrine to this pivotal moment in history but a way to put it ALL BEHIND us in a jovial matter.

ALL ITEMS SHIPPED FREE TO CONTINENTAL USA

THE BIG JOBBIE 4″ X 4″ X 4″

WE MUST BE CRAZY -  we are now putting TWO SQUARES in the Big Jobbie (Emergency Stash)

$12.95 - FREE  SHIPPING

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THE NUMBER 2 – 1.5″ X 3″ X 3″

Number 2 - Yep, enuff said, hard to improve upon perfection

$10.95 - FREE SHIPPING

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